Celebrate the malleable reality.: How Jenna Marbles broke her hand: →
• highfived an airplane
• R. Kelly trapped my hand in a closet
• OJ Simpson didn’t break my hand, but I hear he’s writing a book about how he would’ve
• Bruno Mars talks big game, but I actually did catch a grenade for you
• Navy Seal Team 6 raided my house, shot me in the hand, and then threw it…
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
Kuzco finds his inner Tyra Banks.
Oh my god.
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A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… …
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